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Situationship or Real Thing? - The Guide to Finally Knowing

Situationship or Real Thing? - The Guide to Finally Knowing

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Situationship or Real Thing? - The Guide to Finally Knowing

Situationship or Real Thing? - The Guide to Finally Knowing

Regular price €12.99
Regular price €12.99 Sale price €19.99
SAVE 35% Sold out

Not your average scroll. 👀

Something's happening between you and someone, and it's real enough to think about constantly, but undefined enough that you can't explain it to your friends without a fifteen-minute preamble.

Situationship or Real Thing? is built to help you actually name what's going on. No judgment, just clarity.

What's inside:

📝 35-Question Quiz - with 7 detailed result categories, from "Actually Fine" to "You Already Know"

💬 35-Term Glossary - breadcrumbing, orbiting, the ick, and 32 more terms you've been using without knowing they had a name

📱 25 "Decode The Text" Breakdowns - what their messages are actually saying

🚩 120 Red Flags vs. Green Flags - across 5 categories, including one no one talks about

⏳ The Timeline - how long is too long, stage by stage

✍️ 20 Ready Scripts - for the conversation you've been avoiding, with space to make each one yours

You deserve to know what you're actually in.

✨ Instant digital download. Fill it in on your phone, laptop, or tablet.


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Answer Honestly, No One's Watching

The quiz and reflections are just for you.

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120 Flags, 5 Categories

Including the one category no one else covers.

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Scripts That Actually Sound Like You

Not stiff, not scripted. Make each one yours.

A Framework, Not a Guessing Game

No judgment here, just clarity. Whatever the quiz says, you'll know more than you did before you opened this.

  • Took the quiz at 1am, no regrets

    Scored "Time For The Talk" and honestly wasn't surprised. Used script #4 the next morning. Terrifying but worth it.

    Isabelle

  • The glossary alone is worth it

    Realized I've been "orbiting" someone for months without knowing that was a thing. Weirdly comforting to have a word for it.

    Sheila

  • Sent it to my whole group chat

    We all took the quiz separately and compared results. Ended up being a whole night of us roasting each other's situationships.

    Kaley